Stoned
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Where's the beef daddy? Who stole the catchy drum beat in my head? When are my friends going to visit me? I fixed my record player with Teflon washers. My head aches from Bass Beer in my blood. I should be sleeping. Where is my morning whisky? I need some more of Danny's Lemon Honey Pale Ale. Who took my beer glass? I am sick of the police. Why is North Korea peeing all over my shoe? I will make lemons out of lemonade today. I can't smell my feet. Why are you looking at me Irish? You should have been here for the Superbowl, with the chainsaw and the smoked chicken and the Leangelo Polomos. Why can I drink Tito's vodka straight from the bottle only when it is frozen? Damnit those cheerleaders are hot. I can't imagine a world without my balls. My DVD player is broken. Too much Peyote for breakfast. My puke makes me smile. I still can't smell my feet. Check out my blog at http://www.webdukeblogabilly.blogspot.com/ before you miss out. Diggidy ding dong dilila. Some dude, Jeffro, and Snoop Dog walked into my retina yesterday for a drink. What is Lint really, and why am I eating fish? What the hell? Craft beers and poodle skirts are the craze. Get in on the action. Miss ya kids! No, seriously what's up with SXSW this year? We should get Itch involved. The black keys make me the most happy. Give me your thoughts if you can spare a few.
http://www.soundofzzz.com/
Where's the beef daddy? Who stole the catchy drum beat in my head? When are my friends going to visit me? I fixed my record player with Teflon washers. My head aches from Bass Beer in my blood. I should be sleeping. Where is my morning whisky? I need some more of Danny's Lemon Honey Pale Ale. Who took my beer glass? I am sick of the police. Why is North Korea peeing all over my shoe? I will make lemons out of lemonade today. I can't smell my feet. Why are you looking at me Irish? You should have been here for the Superbowl, with the chainsaw and the smoked chicken and the Leangelo Polomos. Why can I drink Tito's vodka straight from the bottle only when it is frozen? Damnit those cheerleaders are hot. I can't imagine a world without my balls. My DVD player is broken. Too much Peyote for breakfast. My puke makes me smile. I still can't smell my feet. Check out my blog at http://www.webdukeblogabilly.blogspot.com/ before you miss out. Diggidy ding dong dilila. Some dude, Jeffro, and Snoop Dog walked into my retina yesterday for a drink. What is Lint really, and why am I eating fish? What the hell? Craft beers and poodle skirts are the craze. Get in on the action. Miss ya kids! No, seriously what's up with SXSW this year? We should get Itch involved. The black keys make me the most happy. Give me your thoughts if you can spare a few.
http://www.soundofzzz.com/
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